What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?